Two blog posts in one night!
Aren't you lucky?
Tonight, at the Republican National Convention, Clint Eastwood talked to an imaginary friend in an empty chair.
He stammered and stuttered like your elderly uncle who doesn't even know that he is at the family, Thanksgiving get-together.
The crowed cheered.
Because, really, like the family at Thanksgiving, what else could they do but play along with his delusion.?
It's just so sad!
From "The Simpsons." Who knows how long ago? Prescient.
Thursday, August 30, 2012
The Media
In spite of what most conservatives will tell you, The Media is not liberal.
Sure, there are a lot of liberals working in The Media. There are even a few socially liberal CEOs running The Media.
But The Media is wholly owned by a handful of giant, multi-national corporations. Those corporations benefit from conservative policies. Republican administrations are far more inclined to hand out tax breaks and other financial considerations to those corporations.
Because of that fact, The Media leans conservative. And not always by choice.
Back during the 2004 presidential campaign, Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone was asked if he supported the reelection of George W. Bush. His response was eye opening.
(I am paraphrasing here. I do not have the actual quote next to me. But, I remember it, vividly.)
"I am opposed to nearly every policy of the Bush administration. But, because I am the CEO of a corporation, I am legally obligated to support which ever administration will better benefit our shareholders. Therefore, I am bound to support Bush's reelection."
It's true. If a CEO does anything to negatively affect the bottom line profits of his company, he will not just piss off his shareholders. He can be prosecuted in federal court. Regardless of his personal beliefs.
Ain't that some shit?
And, there is another thing.
When it comes to political campaigns, The Media has some serious skin in the game.
The Media works very hard to keep up the appearance of a close race, especially during presidential campaigns. Because campaign advertising is a huge cash cow for The Media. Millions (or rather billions, this year) of advertising dollars are poured into the media by both sides. A one sided race means fewer profits for The Media.
So, The Blog hears you asking, "Why, Uncle PC, are you bringing this up right now?"
Well, my bloglitts, something weird happened today.
The Media, as with one mind, called bullshit on Paul Ryan's fact free convention speech.
For example, watch as Scott Pelley, of the aforementioned Viacom owned CBS News, goes all Cronkite on Ryan's ass about Ryan's claim that Obama was the reason that Standard & Poor downgraded the United States' credit rating.
Just more proof of the "liberal media," you say?
So what do you say about this opinion piece on the Fox News web site?
Holy shit! The Blog hates directing traffic to Fox News' site. But, there it is.
Of course, the Fox News network won't report it.
You know that it has to be bad when The Media goes against business as usual and calls out a major candidate. When the lies are this egregious, The Media would just look stupid if they didn't.
The Blog will be interested to see how The Media covers Mittens' speech. Mostly just short on substance. But, Willard continued his practice of conflating the accomplishments of Bain & Co. with the slash and burn, corporate raiding of Bain Capital.
And, why does The Blog keep referring to the media as "The Media?"
Because The Media is bigger than God, and signs The Blog's paycheck.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
It's Just So Sad
Wonkette at wonkette.com (The Blog's future fantasy second wife) posted some batshittery from SNL has-been Victoria Jackson.
I so wanted to make fun of Miss Jackson here.
But, I can't, because it is just so sad.
Author Stephen King (not to be mistaken for Congressional asswipe Rep. Steve "Joseph McCarthy was a pussy" King of Iowa) once said that, "Calling 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' the worst movie ever made is like making fun of a retarded child." The politically incorrect use of the term "retarded child" notwithstanding, Big Steve is right. And it describes, perfectly, how these clips make me feel.
The Blog feels a bit guilty for even sharing this here. God, it's just so wrong.
Maybe I can balance my karma by making this plea....
Dear Hollywood,
Please, please, please give Victoria Jackson a job.!
Please help this poor, sad woman. Get her off the streets and help her regain her self-respect. Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Premature Curmudgeon
Monday, August 27, 2012
Delusions
Okay. A real post tonight. But, not the one that The Blog has been promising. We'll get to the subject of the GOP's presidential pattern soon. But tonight, something else is on The PC's mind.
Today, my colleagues and I met a young woman who, it seems, has built an entirely fictional world in her mind. She has lied to her family and others about so many things for so long that she appears to believe the lies herself. She has become so deeply delusional that, even in the face of solid proof, she refuses (or has become incapable) of acknowledging the truth.
Simultaneously fascinating and deeply tragic.
Today is officially (if not actually) the first day of the Republican National Convention.
So, what does one have to do with the other?
Well, like this young lady, the Republican party, it's candidates, pundits and loyalists have been lying and hearing the lies for so long that they are no longer capable of recognizing the truth, even when it is shown to them.
The Republican National Convention's chosen theme, "We Built This," is the perfect example of GOP delusion.
On July 13th during a campaign appearance in Virginia, President Obama gave a speech which contained the following paragraph...
"If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet."
You can see the video and and read a transcript of the complete speech, as well as some examples of the right-wing's distortions, here.
Not surprisingly, the right-wing noise machine jumped on the phrase, "If you've got a business, you didn't build that."
Never mind that the phrase was taken completely out of context. Never mind that Willard Romney himself, during a speech on July 17th, acknowledged the true context of Obama's statement. And even agreed with it.
The Republican Party has become so committed to their lie that they chose it as the central theme for their convention.
And nobody in the party, including Romney, seems to have a problem with that.
Of course, the irony deficient GOP also seem oblivious to the fact that their convention is taking place in a venue that was built, primarily, with tax dollars. Perfectly illustrating the President's point.
Delusion.
There are other examples...
Mittens has accused Obama of removing the work provisions from Welfare when, in fact, Obama did the very opposite. And, oh yeah, the waiver offered to state's discretion are exactly the same waiver Romney, himself, asked for, when he was governor of Massachusetts.
And, in spite of the thorough debunking of Romney's claim, he continues to run ads based on the lie.
Republicans don't question it.
Delusion.
For years, VP pick Paul Ryan waxed ecstatic over the philosophies of Ayn Rand, even bragging that he requires his staffers to read her works.
Today, forgetting (like so many righties do) that YouTube exists, Ryan now claims that he finds Rand's ideas repugnant.
Republicans don't question it.
Delusion.
The Tea Party claims that they are "taxed enough already" while federal income taxes are at a 60 year low.
Delusion.
Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly claim to be just plain folks like you and me, while raking in tens of millions of dollars a year.
The "Ditto Heads" do not dispute it.
Delusion.
The gun manufacturing lobby and their apologists claim that your 2nd Amendment rights are in peril. And, any minute now, Hillary Clinton is going to sign a U.N. agreement to take away your guns.
Delusion.
And Birthers.
Enough said.
Delusion. Delusion. Delusion.
The list goes on and on, but frankly, I'm on the verge of boring myself.
Look. Politicians and pundits traditionally stretch the truth and take opponent's statements out of context. It's nothing new.
The Blog regularly concedes to his Republican friends that he will acknowledge that Sarah Palin never said that she "could see Russia from my house," (although the comment that Tina Fey was satirizing was almost as ludicrous.) if they will admit that Al Gore never claimed to have invented the internet.
But, today's GOP has taken it far beyond truth stretching.
Flat out lying is the modus operandi of today's Republican party.
And Republicans are okay with that.
One, the phrase is insensitive to the families and friends of the victims of the Jonestown massacre.
Two, the statement suggests that the person using it has no actual argument of substance.
But, really.
If the giant, smiling pitcher fits....
The only explanation that The Blog can come up with to explain Republican supporters is...
Like the young lady that I met today, they are tragically delusional.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Another Delay...
Here's the deal.
If you have been following this blog for any length of time, you know that Mrs. Blog is a school teacher. If you know that, then you also know that Mrs. Blog is virtually computer illiterate.
Tomorrow is the first day of school.
Therefore, The Blog is spending the evening doing all of Mrs. Blog's computer related chores for tomorrow's class. So, The Blog will have to delay his promised post about the pattern of the GOP's presidential picks one more day.
Bear with me.
If you have been following this blog for any length of time, you know that Mrs. Blog is a school teacher. If you know that, then you also know that Mrs. Blog is virtually computer illiterate.
Tomorrow is the first day of school.
Therefore, The Blog is spending the evening doing all of Mrs. Blog's computer related chores for tomorrow's class. So, The Blog will have to delay his promised post about the pattern of the GOP's presidential picks one more day.
Bear with me.
Recalculating....
OMG! The news is coming down so fast that The Blog is having trouble keeping up!
The Republican National Convention has been postponed by, at least, one day due to Hurricane Isaac. Much like the RNC of 2008. Deja Vu all over again. One would think that they would have learned by now.
Mittens got a little bit "birther" yesterday. WTF?
As my GPS would say, "Recalculating...."
In the meantime... RIP Neil Armstrong. My Ohio homey! A true American hero!
With any luck, The Blog will be back up to speed tomorrow night.
Fingers crossed!
The Republican National Convention has been postponed by, at least, one day due to Hurricane Isaac. Much like the RNC of 2008. Deja Vu all over again. One would think that they would have learned by now.
Mittens got a little bit "birther" yesterday. WTF?
As my GPS would say, "Recalculating...."
In the meantime... RIP Neil Armstrong. My Ohio homey! A true American hero!
With any luck, The Blog will be back up to speed tomorrow night.
Fingers crossed!
Friday, August 24, 2012
The Blog is Exhausted
The Blog had a long day today and is beat.
We will resume last night's discussion tomorrow night.
See you then!
We will resume last night's discussion tomorrow night.
See you then!
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