Analogy

I have decided to start manufacturing and selling motorcycle helmets made of paper maché lined with bubble wrap.

The helmets will not be up to legal safety standards, but...

The helmet is light-weight and comfortable, super cool looking and at a MSRP of $25.00, very affordable!



Who the fuck is Obama and the nanny state gu'mint to tell you what kind of helmet you should wear?

The savvy biker will love everything about it!

Right up until the head meets the pavement.

Get it?