Didn't you know? "Real America" consists of towns where the residents have never ventured outside of a 50 mile radius of where they were born! Where "going into the city" means the annual shopping trip to the Sears Roebuck in Mt. Aidey! Where New York and Los Angeles aren't just foreign countries, they are other planets! That's what "real Americans" like Rick Santorum and Sarah Palin tell us. So it must be true!
Tomorrow... The Blog has received manna from Heaven! An article defending one of the stupidest Republican talking points ever! Courtesy of an F.O.T.B. (Friend of The Blog) who has an actual PhD. in Right-Wing, Christian ignorance! So, tune in tomorrow! Same Bat-Time! Same Bat-Channel!
P.S. The Blog never intended the blog to be so focused on politics. He meant to poke fun at all of the absurdities of today's world. But, let's be honest. There is currently nothing more absurd than the modern "conservative" world view. So that's just how it is going to be for now.