Sunday, January 13, 2013

This One's a Doozy

Well, The Blog's three long weeks of winter unemployment vacation come to an end tonight.

Back to a regular work schedule in the morning.

Posting will probably be sporadic for the next week or so, while The PC settles back into his regular work routine.

But tonight, one delicious piece of bat shittery.

As The Blog has mentioned in the past, he once sent an email to a local Republican pundit. That, it turns out, is about as safe as having unprotected sex with heroin using, Haitian monkeys, in a public bathhouse.

The Blog's email address is now on the spam list of every wing-nut in America.

The PC would love to "unsubscribe" to these mailings. Or, at least, relegate them to his spam folder.

He would love to send each and every one of them daily emails telling them what bug-shit motherfuckers they all are.

But, looking forward to seeing what they will vomit up the next time that they stick their fingers down their throats, has become something of a "just can't look away" addiction for The Blog.

And today, Sunday January 13, 2013, The Blog received one of the most balls-to-the-wall insane right-wing emails that he has ever gotten.

Proving, once again, that "conservatives" are irony deficient, spewed up their daily "newsletter" entitled...

The headline...

Obama’s Plan Positions Tyranny To Takeover

Followed by the following ideological diarrhea... 

Make no mistake.  When President Obama says, “We have more work to do,” he’s not talking about jobs or the economy.  He is talking about literally DISMANTLING the United States Constitution!  Yes, he wants to “change” America and transform our republic to even go against our Second Amendment and YOUR right to bear arms!
Let’s look at President Obama’s own words:
“The Constitution keeps getting in our way.”
“The Constitution is a flawed document.”
All I know is that George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and other framers of the U.S. Constitution, are turning over in their graves when they hear a sitting U.S. president come against the United States Constitution.  Regardless of what has happened:  The United States Constitution IS the supreme law of our great land!  We need to try to remind liberals of that fact!
NOW, because of the tragic murder of 20 school children in Connecticut, the current Administration wants to DISARM YOU!  In the wake of the heart-wrenching massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, screams for gun control abound from many sectors of our great society.  However, in light of the overall situation, many of these screams are misdirected!
Due to the pressures being put on the nation by our current administration, YOU and I must work twice as hard to keep your God-given rights that our Founding Fathers fought and died for.  Yes, the U.S. Constitution, and its amendments, including the Second Amendment, is a supposed written guarantee that protects everyone from a tyrannical government.  This must be passed on, in its entirety, to our next generation.
The Second Amendment protects you, as well as everyone who believes in the right of the individual to protect his or her life, liberty and property.
But President Obama has other plans!
Banning guns in order to protect children from getting murdered by a crazy gun user is what is “heavy on the heart” of the occupant of the Oval Office.  However, his policies necessitate that public schools continue in defenseless, unprotected, gun-free zones.  Ironically, he sends his two daughters to a private school that has nine security guards, many of them who are armed.  His preposterous plan:  Take guns out of our society so children can live!
However, it is up to Congress to uphold and protect the Second Amendment, regardless of what our Commander in Chief thinks or how he acts.
Obama’s cohorts, the mainstream media, are presently ganging up on YOU, by vilifying you and treating you like a “bad guy” or some criminal, because you may own a gun (as guaranteed by the Second Amendment!).  The Obama Administration is rushing to judgment to supposedly “act decisively” to counteract the tragedy in Newtown.  Over ten bills were introduced last week on the very first day of the 113th Congress!  These legislative bills want to ban gun sales, seize your weapons, permit the United Nations to control your weapons, track every gun sale, but in any case – to make you defenseless of your family in a time of crisis.  Don’t wake up “unarmed” by our own government!
The Washington Post reports:  “A working group led by Vice President Biden is seriously considering measures backed by key law enforcement leaders that would require universal background checks for firearm buyers, track the movement and sale of weapons through a national database, strengthen mental health checks, and stiffen penalties for carrying guns near schools or giving them to minors…”
V.P. Joe Biden’s report is to be presented to President Obama by the end of January.  That is why your fax is absolutely critical to let every Member of our U.S. Congress to remind them to PROTECT and UPHOLD the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution! 
Here is the bottom line:
1.     Law-abiding citizens will be spied on
2.    Sweeping new restrictions on firearms
3.    Enormous new database created to track gun sales and usage
All of this is contrary to the United States Constitution.  You MUST notify every Congressman right away.  Your Second Amendment rights are literally at stake.

Can you see why I am hesitant to give up on this flow of hilarious entertainment?

But, while The Blog laughs, he is reminded of one sobering fact.

There are enough mouth breathing ditto-heads, Glen Beck listening, Alex Jones fellating, paranoids (and all too many intelligent, but uninformed voters) out there to justify the existence of "The Daily Sanity."

So, maybe it's not so funny.

1 comment:

  1. OMG.. first off are they even allowed to "sell" your email.. I would be all over their crap for THAT.. and what a bunch of NUTTERS... that is all