Friday, February 3, 2012

Clown Cars and Train Wrecks

Tuesday night, the state of Florida relinquished it's crown as the most bat-shit crazy state in the U.S. The new heir won't be chosen for a few more months, but it will be hard to top the state of Iowa. Not just because they elected Rick "Please Don't Google My Name" Santorum the caucus winner. But, because they did so after misplacing the votes from 8 (eight) precincts.

Prognosticators have called the primary for Mitt Romney. But when you consider that a scant four months ago, Newt Gingrich was on the bottom of the pile and his entire campaign staff walked off the job, is now running a disturbingly close second, can anyone really know what will happen?

Herman Cain has endorsed Newt and "The Donald" Trump has backed Mitt, giving them both so much credibility! I have no facts to back this up, but I assume that Chuck Norris has endorsed Ron Paul and Jesus is behind Rick "Seriously, PLEASE don't Google My Name" Santorum.

And, pity the poor Evangelicals. (A sentence that I could never have imagined typing.) They have to choose between the Mormon and the Catholic, (who, as it turns out, has had more wives that the Mormon.)

At this point, the GOP primary (aka: "The Committee to Re-Elect Obama" ) is more entertaining than "Survivor: Vanuatu."

Pulitzer Prize winning humorist Dave Barry is not running for president for the first time in two decades. Presumably because nothing that he could say or do is funnier than anything happening during this primary season.

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