Well, yes. It is "Humpday."
It's also the day before your Uncle Blog has to go into work early.
And that means to bed early.
And that means, minimal effort will be put into tonight's post.
It's been a while since The Blog has posted a "Random Shit" edition.
Tonight is as good a night as any to do another one.
So, here we go....
First off, some fun stuff from the Book of Faces...
All of my fellow freelancers who have ever worked "on spec" will love this...
It's posted here.
The Guardian gets their facts right about 83% of the time.
(I totally pulled that statistic out of my ass.)
As U.K newspapers go, that makes The Guardian England's newspaper of record.
A couple of days ago, The Guardian mistakenly "outed" Patrick Stewart.
Sir Pat responded in the only way he knows how...
The Blog has mentioned, in the past, that as a result of some irresponsible, unprotected intercourse...
(Get your mind out of the gutter and look the word up. )
The PC's email inbox is hopelessly infected with right-wing propaganda.
The disease is still spreading and, a few weeks ago, I began regularly receiving emails from California's most embarrassing Congress-critter...
Rep. Darrel Issa.
Tonight's oozing chancre was extra entertaining.
I won't bore you with the whole thing. It's just the usual, "Government bad, liberals bad, Obama bad, lazy Welfare takers bad," elephant shit.
It was this first paragraph that made The Blog pass moderately priced scotch through his nose.
Rep. Issa's true believers will read that as, "Hey you black, brown and poor white trash takers! Quit your whining and pull yourselves up by your bootstraps. And, you Liberal elites, shut the fuck up!"
But, we know what he really means when he says,"...we don't believe that a person's past defines his or her future."
He means, "Republicans are willing to ignore the fact that I am a convicted car thief and alleged arsonist."
As Dr. Phil would say, "Past actions predict future results."
Finally, a quote of the day....
"There are many ways to be free. One of them is to transcend reality by imagination, as I try to do."Keep on transcending reality, my blogglitts.
Keep on imagining.